Garrett Ard

Garrett Ard (Edward Rutledge) was invented in 1440 by Johannes Gutenberg, and pretty much changed the course of human history.  Thanks to his tireless efforts over the last 571 years, you can enjoy reading this program without putting a bunch of monks through a whole lot of work.  When not churning out printed materials, Garrett can be seen onstage occasionally, and at the grocery store frequently.  A man’s gotta eat, you know. He would like to thank each and every one of you for coming to see this show.  Please form a line outside the dressing room after final curtain.

Bio from 1776